Farts.

My pride and joy.
My new starwars wristband.
Its pretty.
I wear it everywhere and show my starwars pride.

mmm. Corey and I are now a Unit as of 8/05/05.
My mother can't control Benji, he knows how to work her.
Quite the sad story. He'll never go to bed.

I spent fifteen dollars at the arcade today with Jade mostly on Soul Calibur II.
OMFG thats pretty weak. I farted like 20 seconds ago and my mom is in the Den and she just yelped "oh PHEW!"
I also told Jade when i farted and she accused me of farting in pac sun.
Yeah the rest of this entry is going to be all about farts.
So whenever I'm at her house, its fart fart fart.
She smells it like 30 seconds later though.
I think i should start keeping gas-x at her house to take.
Her house is just fartable in.
Holy shit when she reads this..
Okay Jades voice= nasal
But My voice= tracheal
mmhmm
"kbye"